The purpose of this website is to give one man’s opinion on a variety of things I find interesting. You may disagree with some or all of these opinions. This is just an indication that you are a different person from me which we knew already. If you disagree, I don’t want to hear about it. Get your own website and post your own reviews. On this website, only my opinion matters. Bwa ha ha. In the words of a wise man, “If I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not.” (Brick Top, Snatch)
That being said, I hope you find my reviews useful. If you generally agree with what I say you might make a better decision on the next game you buy or movie you rent because of my review. If you hate everything I say with a passion I hope this is useful to your Brokeback Mountain lovin’ ass so you too can avoid the things I like. I’d hate to run into you when I’m reaching for the last copy the local game store has of Betrayal at the House on the Hill.
MADMAN DAN IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES. IF YOU RENT A MOVIE I TOLD YOU WAS GOOD AND YOU DIDN’T LIKE IT DO NOT EXPECT TO BE REIMBURSED BY ME. YOU CLEARLY HAVE A CONDITION KNOWN IN THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY AS “BEING WRONG.” OR “BEING FEMALE” WHICH OFTEN AMOUNTS TO THE SAME THING. Just chalk it up to not being as cool a geek as Madman Dan and get on with your life.