About

A little about myself: I am a geek. You should know that going in. I go to renaissance faires (that’s right there’s an extra “e” on the end of it for that “olde tyme” flavor), play Dungeons and Dragons, read comic books, watch movies with zombies, see the occasional Shakespearean play, sing Neil Diamond and Elvis songs at karaoke once in a while, work in a cubicle, and listen to Weird Al Yankovic. I am also very much a guy, so I like hot women. These are the lenses through which I see the world and will shape my reviews. Take these facts into consideration. For example, any movie starring Kate Beckinsdale in a tight leather or latex pants and a corset will get a very high review from me. They could make a movie entitled Running Errands that is just following Kate Beckinsdale around a mall while she goes shopping and I will happily shell out the $7.50 for a ticket opening night and enjoy the whole movie. “Did you see the way she slurped down that Orange Julius? Masterful. I really wish she would have tried on that Tinkerbell costume at the Disney Store though. And watching her in the massage chair at Brookstone? Awesome. I hope they make a sequel starring Shannon Elizabeth.” You have been warned.